What movies have not aged well?
10.06.2025 08:44

You Only Live Twice
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Goldfinger
Octopussy
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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Dr No
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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
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From Russia With Love
-”Ah so!”
Moonraker
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
A View to a Kill
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-All the bad guys are black.
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Diamonds Are Forever
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
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-”She is very sexyful!”
Live and Let Die
The Man with the Golden Gun